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13 February 2007

General: Sang Polisi Itu..

Pagi hari di tepi jalan sambil tunggu teman datang, aku duduk didalam mobil dan melihat sekeliling, tak seperti biasanya hari ini ternyata banyak Polisi yang sedang mengatur lalulintas. Sejurus kemudian saya melihat ada 2 pengendara motor yang entah kenapa di stop dan segera di giring ke pinggir jalan dan terjadilah pemandangan yang tak normal….


Biasa prosedur baku, sang Polisi segera menegur sang pengendara dengan sopan dan ramah tapi ada udang di balik bakwannya (maaf, aku sdh negative thinking duluan) dan menanyakan letak kesalahannya sambil tak luput minta surat2 kendaraan dan SIM. Kalau tak salah lihat, mereka itu tukang ojeg yang disewa oleh ibu2 dan seorang pemuda. Sang Polisi segera mengeluarkan surat sakti/ tilang sambil berharap2 ada reaksi balik yang menguntungkan dari sang pengendara motor.

Sang pengendara segera menepi sambil meminta maaf dan sedikit memelas bahwa dia hanyalah tukang ojek dan tak mempunyai duit sepagi ini untuk menebus kesalahannya (bahasa kasarnya suap). Sang Polisi rupanya sadar kalau sasarannya kurang tajir, tetapi sungguh tak kurang akal dia kasih kode dan wejangan tertentu kepada tukang ojek. Aku menduga (mudah2an tdk salah tebak) kode tsb adalah isyarat untuk meminta “upeti” kepada sang ibu dan pemuda yang menyewa motornya.

Terlihat sang ibu dan pemuda yang polos tsb sedikit ngotot baik kepada tukang ojek maupun kepada Polisi “kenapa kami yang harus bayar!”, logikanya kan cuma numpang doang. Sayang sekali kejadian selajutnya tak bisa saya ikuti karena kami harus segera berangkat kerja.

1. Sang Polisi akan mendapatkan uang dari kejadian ini?
2. Tukang ojek tetap di tilang karena melanggar ?
3. Sang Ibu dan pemuda (penyewa ojek) kasihan kepada tukang ojek atau kepada sang Polisi, akhirnya rela kasih uang ?
4. atau sebaliknya, justru sang Polisi yang kasihan dan tidak jadi menahan/ tilang tukang ojek tsb?





84 comments:

Syah said...

cih... polisi. itulah sebabnya aku tak pernah respek terhadap mereka.

Anonymous said...

gak dapat duit!!
alasannya karna biasanay polisi kalo diajak debat ma ibu2 susah! ditambah tukang ojek lagi...

Anonymous said...

Yah...polisi..sudah bukan rahasiah umum imagenya buruk sekali susah untuk di perbaiki..harus dirombak total "face off". aku tak pilih scenario no 1 saja.

Kang Geri said...

bah, bah. gitu aja kok repot. namanya juga polisi, nggak pake polling juga orang pada tau.
tapi jadi inget peristiwa beberapa bulan yang lalu, waktu itu abah nyewa motor juga, tapi nggak bawa sim maklum cuman nyewa doang. kesalahannya pas di lampu merah kelewat dikit, terus itu mundur lagi dech, eh disuruh mampir n seperti cerita diatas ,asuklah ke sebuah posko sambil diajak ngobrol.
didalam ada 2 polisi, satu udah tua yang satu lagi masih muda. terus ditanya sim, stnk dan ktp. awalnya dia memberi petuah paal2 yang tidak saya pahami. kemudian dia menyatakan bahwa saya harus idang minggu depan dengan ancer2 denda lebih dari 50ribuan, bahkan bisa lebih banyak lagi.
akhirnya keluar pilihan kedua, bapak polisi yang terhormat memberikan pilihan damai ajah, denda bisa dititip ke polisi dan persidangan bisa diurus ama polisi tersebut.
karena saya lagi bawa uang pas-pasan (pas buat bensin), saya pilih option ke tiga (ide saya) gimana pa kalo saya telp pa kapoltabes (kebetulan mau ngasih undangan ama beliau, karena lagi ada halal bihalal)
eh bapak polisi kaget, kok saya kenal kapoltabes... ujung-ujungnya dia nanya ada acara apa dengan kapoltabes. jadilah topiknya berubah dengan ngobrol, terus dengan aneh saya dilepas begitu ajah...

Anonymous said...

emang sih orang berhadapan dgn polisi umumnya takut...! tapi tidak bagi gw soalnya bokap gua polisi so gw kudu dukung polisi apa pun resikonya, lagian babeh gw pasti polisi yg baik hati pasti gw pilih no 4....!

Anonymous said...

Nggak ikut-ikutan deh, kacian tuh pak polisinya dah kepanasan di fotonya :)

EnDah Rezeki said...

Moga motornya ga diambil ya bah....

Bude Judes said...

aku juga pernah. Biar cepet beres he..he.. Harusnya sih pilih sidang aja, duitnya masuk kas negara, tapi lagi gak punya waktu (halah, sok sibuk)

NiLA Obsidian said...

hahaha....
polisinya ksian ma tukang ojek nya dong.....

Er Maya said...

polisi gag bakal dapet apa apa tuh
secara sasarannya ajah gag tajir dan si penumpang ojektetep ngoto gag mau bayar..daripada ribut di pinggir jalan banyak yang liat lbh baik disudahi saja, polisi kasih nasehat, pergi berlalu sambi ngomel dalam hati "sialan!!"

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